Winter Motivation

The time change back to zero-dark-thirty this week will bring an abrupt halt to after work riding – unless one is want to join Peter on one of his Insano Night Rides

So that leaves us with squeezing in something on the weekends while the weather cooperates.  Since the big Lotoja shindig about two months ago I’ve been pretty much of a slug.  Eating like a pig and drinking too much stuff that is not condusive to sveltness.  Oh sure I’ve been out a few times on “casual” rides that have turned into Gary A. – aka “The Punisher” – hammerfests that have left me slouching on the couch with my bibs around my ankles too tired to finish getting undressed.  But for the most part the weight is returning and I keep lying to myself that as soon as the weather turns I’ll start going to the gym or the aquatic center or Franco’s Pizzaria (which by the way is the best pizza in town – traditional hand-tossed east coast pizza located on 1st Street right near Bubba’s).  It won’t be long before I look like this:

Allez!  Allez!

Allez! Allez!

By the way, if you see me walking around like this you have my permission to run me over with your F-3gazillion (with power butt wipers) and put me out of my misery.  The only good thing about being overwieght is when I get acid reflux in the middle of the night after drinking Parrot Bay tropical malt beverages.  They taste just as good the second time around.

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